YOPÚN=Yaupon
te' = tea'
! New Stock !
! Fresh Harvest !
Huge Sacks Of Delicious Potent
~ Yaupon te' ~
<-OPEN->
<~~~~~~~~~~~>
! This Tea Packs a Serious Punch !
...Plenty strong enough to Compete with Shots of Italian espresso...
...Only Better...
...Still that Rich Light Roast Gripping Potent Morning Jolt Flavor...
But with Outstanding Superior Medicinal Nutritional Benefits
that wont wear you down.
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***Did You Know*** "Back Pain" is the #1 ailment complaint
?Why?
The Truth is too simple:
- Acidic PH imbalance of Dehydrated Kidney Function
Caused by Chronic -Coffee-Consumption-
...the Kidneys Cry out! ...in the low lumbar back
...nagging in chronic ache from residue of coffee's acidic PH
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~ Yaupon te' ~ will Solve this Huge Problem Permanently
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Yaupon is a Native American indigenous species
to the South East Regions of North America
Consumed for 1000's of years in Pre-Historical
Shamanic Medicinal & Ceremonial use as an
Invigorating Super Nutritious Herbal Tonic.
Consumed by Ancient Native Warriors
Praised for the Power of Sustained Physical Exertion
&
Shamanic Communion with ~Spirit aEther~
a Sacred Ceremonial Beverage
of Frequent Tradition
Always Prior to new business
or making important decisions
with responsive action required
Strong & Obvious Empirical Results
Impressive Species Unique Plethoras
of Natural Super Green Phyto-Nutrients
! indeed !
A Potent Barrage of Naturally Caffeinated Alkaloids
-Exceptionally High Does of Naturally Occurring -Theobromine-
-A Prime Functioning Neuro-Transmitter 100% Natural Phyto-Alkaloid-
Tis No Wonder Native Ceremonial use grew around its Medicinal Effect...
Seekers of Spirit Knowledge would ceremonially consume extraordinary high doses
as an organ cleansing psychoactive and mildly hallucinogenic herbal tonic
for its induced surreal state of hyper cognitive function
in accelerated Neuro-muscular-brain coordination
Yaupon Not only puts a cup of coffee to shame
But according to Legend if you Drink Enough
you may find your self in a Surreal State
of Neuro-Cognitive Super Genius
Where Time Stands Still in an
Immeasurable Moment
of Hyper Awareness
...Beyond the Veil...
as the "hustle bustle"
of the matrix all around you
~Seemingly Stands Still~
This is the Long Saught After Shamanic State of The Hyper Dimensional Super Mind
...Creating the Surreal Effect of Everything Around you Seemingly Moving in ...Slow Motion...
as juxtaposed to your Enhanced Neuro-Cognetive Super Reflexes
ie. ...when a "falling glass" appears in ...slow...motion
...as you reach out and grab it instantly...
Before it Breaks
This is an incredibly productive state of consciousness
that can still be found today in this Simple 100% Natural Native Tea
................................................
The State "Neuro-Cognetive Super Geniuse"
Occures Only by our Natural Symbiosis with Plants
and the Complex Bounty of their Phyto-Nutrition
... Native known as the "gifts of the gods" ...
....................................
te' = tea'
! New Stock !
! Fresh Harvest !
Huge Sacks Of Delicious Potent
~ Yaupon te' ~
<-OPEN->
<~~~~~~~~~~~>
! This Tea Packs a Serious Punch !
...Plenty strong enough to Compete with Shots of Italian espresso...
...Only Better...
...Still that Rich Light Roast Gripping Potent Morning Jolt Flavor...
But with Outstanding Superior Medicinal Nutritional Benefits
that wont wear you down.
<---------------------------------------------------------------------->
***Did You Know*** "Back Pain" is the #1 ailment complaint
?Why?
The Truth is too simple:
- Acidic PH imbalance of Dehydrated Kidney Function
Caused by Chronic -Coffee-Consumption-
...the Kidneys Cry out! ...in the low lumbar back
...nagging in chronic ache from residue of coffee's acidic PH
<---------------------------------------------------------------->
~ Yaupon te' ~ will Solve this Huge Problem Permanently
<----------------------------------------------------------------->
Yaupon is a Native American indigenous species
to the South East Regions of North America
Consumed for 1000's of years in Pre-Historical
Shamanic Medicinal & Ceremonial use as an
Invigorating Super Nutritious Herbal Tonic.
Consumed by Ancient Native Warriors
Praised for the Power of Sustained Physical Exertion
&
Shamanic Communion with ~Spirit aEther~
a Sacred Ceremonial Beverage
of Frequent Tradition
Always Prior to new business
or making important decisions
with responsive action required
Strong & Obvious Empirical Results
Impressive Species Unique Plethoras
of Natural Super Green Phyto-Nutrients
! indeed !
A Potent Barrage of Naturally Caffeinated Alkaloids
-Exceptionally High Does of Naturally Occurring -Theobromine-
-A Prime Functioning Neuro-Transmitter 100% Natural Phyto-Alkaloid-
Tis No Wonder Native Ceremonial use grew around its Medicinal Effect...
Seekers of Spirit Knowledge would ceremonially consume extraordinary high doses
as an organ cleansing psychoactive and mildly hallucinogenic herbal tonic
for its induced surreal state of hyper cognitive function
in accelerated Neuro-muscular-brain coordination
Yaupon Not only puts a cup of coffee to shame
But according to Legend if you Drink Enough
you may find your self in a Surreal State
of Neuro-Cognitive Super Genius
Where Time Stands Still in an
Immeasurable Moment
of Hyper Awareness
...Beyond the Veil...
as the "hustle bustle"
of the matrix all around you
~Seemingly Stands Still~
This is the Long Saught After Shamanic State of The Hyper Dimensional Super Mind
...Creating the Surreal Effect of Everything Around you Seemingly Moving in ...Slow Motion...
as juxtaposed to your Enhanced Neuro-Cognetive Super Reflexes
ie. ...when a "falling glass" appears in ...slow...motion
...as you reach out and grab it instantly...
Before it Breaks
This is an incredibly productive state of consciousness
that can still be found today in this Simple 100% Natural Native Tea
................................................
The State "Neuro-Cognetive Super Geniuse"
Occures Only by our Natural Symbiosis with Plants
and the Complex Bounty of their Phyto-Nutrition
... Native known as the "gifts of the gods" ...
....................................
Ultra Fine Grade Yaupon Indian Mate Tea
- Promotes Sharp Mental Focus
- Increase Neural Synapse Conductivity : Motor Neuron Firing Capacity
- Increased Hemoglobin Oxygen Uptake
- Improve Physical Stamina : Muscular ATP production : Physical Strength
- Enhanced Psychological Sense of Well Being Boosts Serotonin, Dopamine
- Increased Tolerance to Pain With Herbal Tonic induced Adrenal Production
- Promotes Sharp Mental Focus
- Increase Neural Synapse Conductivity : Motor Neuron Firing Capacity
- Increased Hemoglobin Oxygen Uptake
- Improve Physical Stamina : Muscular ATP production : Physical Strength
- Enhanced Psychological Sense of Well Being Boosts Serotonin, Dopamine
- Increased Tolerance to Pain With Herbal Tonic induced Adrenal Production
Try the Fresh Fine Ground Instant Brew
>---Superior Maximum Results >--->
Directions Below
>---Superior Maximum Results >--->
Directions Below
Copyright: This Photo is the Real Product as Photographed by Pijama Cafe'
- Super Green Phyto-Nutrients - ! Rocket Alkaloids ! -Fantastic Essential Oils -
- Zero Pesticide : Zero Herbicide : Non Toxic Organic : ! NO -fric'n- GMO !
- Traditional Sustainable Renewable Harvest -
- Zero Pesticide : Zero Herbicide : Non Toxic Organic : ! NO -fric'n- GMO !
- Traditional Sustainable Renewable Harvest -
Brewing Directions
Adapted to a Modern World
Try the Fresh Fine Ground
Instant Brew
<---< Fast >--->
Maximum
Best Tea Results
***DIRECTIONS***
***
The Top Lose Bulk Tea photo above is this exact Yaupon Tea you will receive upon order.
The Fine Powder Photo has been freshly ground to Ultra Fine with the help of a VitaMix Blender
This is not a procedure that PJ can do for everyone
UNTIL we can set up a commercial grinder...
*** However ***
You Can Easily Produce these Same Awesome Results at Home
with a High RPM Coffee Grinder (like Hamilton Beach)
Adapted to a Modern World
Try the Fresh Fine Ground
Instant Brew
<---< Fast >--->
Maximum
Best Tea Results
***DIRECTIONS***
***
The Top Lose Bulk Tea photo above is this exact Yaupon Tea you will receive upon order.
The Fine Powder Photo has been freshly ground to Ultra Fine with the help of a VitaMix Blender
This is not a procedure that PJ can do for everyone
UNTIL we can set up a commercial grinder...
*** However ***
You Can Easily Produce these Same Awesome Results at Home
with a High RPM Coffee Grinder (like Hamilton Beach)
Empirically Proven Most Effective
after 20 years of scientific method
...hypothesis ... trial & error...
...we find absolutely...
Superior Medicinal Potency
-Maximum Tea & Spring Water Efficiency-
Maximum Nutrient Retention
Optimized Potential Energy
from
-Essential Oils-
-Phyto-Nutrients-
Natural Vitamins & Minerals
Bio-Available Co-factor Bioflavenoids
Complete Medicinal Super Green Nutrition
<~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ with ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~>
~Simple~Fast~Directions~
One Heaped Ultra Fine Grind tsp
~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder
per 8oz cup bottom
*-poor fresh boiled-*
exact amount required
Spring Water -or- Distilled ONLY
into cup Upon Tea Powder
~stir & charge with good intention~
add Cream / Honey -if-
! ENJOY !
Note that The Tea quickly becomes
Vibrant Rich Thick Yaupon Green
No Essential Oil Evaporation
Nor Damage to Delicate Phyto-Nutrients
The Tea Remains Deep Potent Yaupon Green
So Dense... it is No longer transparent
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Special PJC note:
this ~ YAUPON Te' ~ is more fibrous then the coca
so its OK to leave some of the course tea pulp on bottom.
The most of the ultra fine high density chlorophyll
Nutrition is absorbed into the liquid with
Maximum Leaf Powder Surface Area
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
~Never the Less ~
~ Swirl & Swoosh ~ down some of that
last Super Green Nutrition on cup bottom
~Like a True Die-Hard Tea Pirate~
~"ARRR"~
************
Note that "Priate Tea" was later adapted by pioneer settlers
to make "Cowboy Coffee" Due to its Utter Simplicity,
Maximum Expedience & Near Zero Clean Up
and it also works perfect with
~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder
**********************
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~Veriation~ for ~NO~ Pulp~
**********************************
-if- you are Absolutely Not Fond of Any Tea Pulp
The Home Made ~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder
...also works great in a traditional glass slide French Press
*-or-* a Fancy Esspresso Machine ! ~ YAUPON ZAP Power~~~>
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
*One* tsp : Ultra Fine Grind ~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder per 8oz cup
-or-
about 3 heaped tsp - per 32oz - French Press
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
after 20 years of scientific method
...hypothesis ... trial & error...
...we find absolutely...
Superior Medicinal Potency
-Maximum Tea & Spring Water Efficiency-
Maximum Nutrient Retention
Optimized Potential Energy
from
-Essential Oils-
-Phyto-Nutrients-
Natural Vitamins & Minerals
Bio-Available Co-factor Bioflavenoids
Complete Medicinal Super Green Nutrition
<~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ with ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~>
~Simple~Fast~Directions~
One Heaped Ultra Fine Grind tsp
~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder
per 8oz cup bottom
*-poor fresh boiled-*
exact amount required
Spring Water -or- Distilled ONLY
into cup Upon Tea Powder
~stir & charge with good intention~
add Cream / Honey -if-
! ENJOY !
Note that The Tea quickly becomes
Vibrant Rich Thick Yaupon Green
No Essential Oil Evaporation
Nor Damage to Delicate Phyto-Nutrients
The Tea Remains Deep Potent Yaupon Green
So Dense... it is No longer transparent
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
Special PJC note:
this ~ YAUPON Te' ~ is more fibrous then the coca
so its OK to leave some of the course tea pulp on bottom.
The most of the ultra fine high density chlorophyll
Nutrition is absorbed into the liquid with
Maximum Leaf Powder Surface Area
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
~Never the Less ~
~ Swirl & Swoosh ~ down some of that
last Super Green Nutrition on cup bottom
~Like a True Die-Hard Tea Pirate~
~"ARRR"~
************
Note that "Priate Tea" was later adapted by pioneer settlers
to make "Cowboy Coffee" Due to its Utter Simplicity,
Maximum Expedience & Near Zero Clean Up
and it also works perfect with
~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder
**********************
**************************
~Veriation~ for ~NO~ Pulp~
**********************************
-if- you are Absolutely Not Fond of Any Tea Pulp
The Home Made ~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder
...also works great in a traditional glass slide French Press
*-or-* a Fancy Esspresso Machine ! ~ YAUPON ZAP Power~~~>
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
*One* tsp : Ultra Fine Grind ~ YAUPON Te' ~ Tea Powder per 8oz cup
-or-
about 3 heaped tsp - per 32oz - French Press
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Bullet Points:
Ultra Fine Grade : Raw Yopún Powder : Ancient Indigenous Tea
– Raw Whole Leaf : Fine Tea Powder
– Slow Cool Dried : Retains – Natural Raw Potency
– Vitamins, Minerals, Bio-Available Nutrients, Raw Alkaloids & Essential Oils
– Zero Pesticide : Zero Herbicide : Non Toxic Organic : Non GMO
– Sustainable Traditional Native Wild Harvest
-Natural Source of -Theobromine- Greek Translation “food of the gods”
– Increased Hemoglobin Oxygen Uptake
– Increase Neural Synapse Conductivity : Motor Neuron Firing Capacity
– Improve Physical Stamina : Muscular ATP production : Physical Strength
– Enhanced Psychological Sense of Well Being => Serotonin, Dopamine Production
- Phyto-Nutrient Rich : Natural Caffeine & Anti-Oxidants
- Enhanced Digestive Detoxification Cleansing
– Unique Botanic Molecular Phyto-Nutrient Structures Promote Neuroplasticity & Neurogenesis
– Promotes Sharp Mental Focus
– Traditionally Consumed by Ancient Native Warriors Prior to Battle;
Sustained Physical Exertion ; Shamanic Communion with Spirit
Native American Sacred Ceremonial Beverage Traditional Prior to entering into new business and making important decisions... ...A North American Ancient Tradition
Ultra Fine Grade : Raw Yopún Powder : Ancient Indigenous Tea
– Raw Whole Leaf : Fine Tea Powder
– Slow Cool Dried : Retains – Natural Raw Potency
– Vitamins, Minerals, Bio-Available Nutrients, Raw Alkaloids & Essential Oils
– Zero Pesticide : Zero Herbicide : Non Toxic Organic : Non GMO
– Sustainable Traditional Native Wild Harvest
-Natural Source of -Theobromine- Greek Translation “food of the gods”
– Increased Hemoglobin Oxygen Uptake
– Increase Neural Synapse Conductivity : Motor Neuron Firing Capacity
– Improve Physical Stamina : Muscular ATP production : Physical Strength
– Enhanced Psychological Sense of Well Being => Serotonin, Dopamine Production
- Phyto-Nutrient Rich : Natural Caffeine & Anti-Oxidants
- Enhanced Digestive Detoxification Cleansing
– Unique Botanic Molecular Phyto-Nutrient Structures Promote Neuroplasticity & Neurogenesis
– Promotes Sharp Mental Focus
– Traditionally Consumed by Ancient Native Warriors Prior to Battle;
Sustained Physical Exertion ; Shamanic Communion with Spirit
Native American Sacred Ceremonial Beverage Traditional Prior to entering into new business and making important decisions... ...A North American Ancient Tradition